Chapter 10: Never engage in a battle with fools and scoundrels, as there is no chance of victory

"Jiang Gang, let it be. He has no choice and nowhere else to go." Ye Fei waved her hand, "Just let him stay for now, I can squeeze in with you. It's not easy for him either; it seems he is looking for someone, but he hasn't found them yet."

Jiang Gang's younger sister gently kissed the leaf, and as usual, she was dressed in an almost transparent nightgown and a pair of shorts as she walked towards the bathroom. However, upon opening the door, she saw a monkey squatting on the toilet, holding a women's magazine and making a mess. Her face instantly displayed a look of utter confusion.

After having her meal, she discovered that the monkey was sneakily adding seasonings to the stew pot in the kitchen. Taking advantage of his moment on the balcony to smoke and stargaze, Jian Gang's younger sister opened the lid and found something resembling a pigeon simmering inside. The rich aroma of meat was accompanied by a hint of sweet medicinal fragrance.

Ye Fei's gaze was peculiar; she was filled with various curiosities about the monkey. After all these years, he was truly the first man who could have physical contact with Jian Gang's younger sister, which was quite remarkable. Those who had done so in the past were all beaten into the hospital.

That is fine, I will leave the matters of buying rice and vegetables to him, as well as the water, electricity, and internet bills

As for what Ye Fei said about not being able to find someone... the monkey could only smile faintly.

I have no idea which one is yours," the monkey said without looking up. "Are you here to help me wipe my butt?"

When she got up, the fragrant and soft Miss Leaf was still sound asleep beside her. The events of the previous night had left her mentally exhausted, and it was evident from her eye movements that she was experiencing a nightmare.

How did you do it

Hmm? You must be hungry, let me prepare a meal for you

In the end, the poor sister Jian Gang had no choice but to hold the fragrant and soft Lady Leaf and sleep for an entire afternoon, only getting up when night fell

Jiang Gang's younger sister walked out, gritting her teeth in anger. The more she thought about it, the angrier she became. Just looking at that monkey's face ignited a surge of uncontainable rage within her. The key issue was that this guy couldn't be driven away; after being invited by Ye Zi, he had seamlessly settled in and could not be chased off.

You really scared me to death!" Jian Gang's younger sister walked into the bathroom with a frown, completely ignoring the big monkey, "You used my toothbrush!?

However, in fact, all these things were truly stolen. The monkey spent an entire afternoon stealing from the surrounding areas, even managing to pilfer two bags of O-O milk candies from the corner convenience store

Ye Fei took a sip from the bowl and looked at Jian Gang's sister with some surprise: "You made this? When did you become capable of making such good soup?"

This is a secret, do you want to know? The monkey raised its eyebrows and waved to Jian Gang's younger sister, saying: "Come, come, come."

When others say this, they are likely to be scolded, but when Miss Ye said it, it made Sister Jiang Gang shyly scratch the back of her head: "I will definitely learn for you in the future, this was made by that guy, and I don't even know what materials he used..."

"Wow, well done!" Jian Gang's sister finally gave a direct compliment to the monkey: "I've had enough of that dead pigeon, here’s a little red flower for you."

Isn't it just paying the rent? However, if I pay the rent, then I won't be sleeping alone. Either you can keep me company, or Xiaoyezi can keep me company. You choose.

Upon hearing that it was not the pigeons from upstairs, Ye Fei's mood instantly brightened, and she automatically overlooked the fact that the monkey had stolen all the materials this time for the illustration. In her view, the monkey was certainly just playing a trick on her

Later, the monkey really slept on Jian Gang's sister's bed, covered with a quilt that carried the scent of a girl, sleeping exceptionally soundly. It was not that Jian Gang's sister agreed to this; rather, there was simply no way to deal with this creature. Even when he was asleep, he possessed an innate ability to evade any contact, completely avoiding her. The only thing that hit him was the pillow that Jian Gang's sister threw against the wall in a fit of anger.

"Baby, come quickly, there is something delicious to eat." Jian Gang's younger sister brought a bowl of pigeon soup to Miss Ye like a treasure: "Drink up, drink up."

At this moment, Ye Fei has already gone to bed, and the fear and exhaustion of the night have left her unable to even open her eyes. During her sleep, there have been no further conflicts between the monkey and Jian Gang's sister; they occasionally exchanged insults to relieve their boredom, and then sat together on the sofa watching television and criticizing the poor programs on screen.

Do you still have this skill?

Jiang Gang's younger sister waved her hand impatiently and said, "I know, I know, it's just looking for a job. I'll go tomorrow."

Although she lacks cultural knowledge, Jian Gang's younger sister is aware that Tianma Pigeon Soup is calming, and that Angelica and Ginseng are beneficial for replenishing energy. Although she does not speak of it, she still secretly added an extra 0.5 points for the monkey.

However, soon her mood improved significantly because she discovered that... the monkey could actually cook. Not only could it cook, but it also prepared delicious meals. She herself did not know how to cook, apart from steaming sausages in a rice cooker, she had no other skills. Although the fragrant and soft Miss Ye could cook a little, it was limited to simple dishes like stir-fried pork with chili and scrambled eggs with tomatoes. Sometimes, when Ye Fei was on duty at work, she could only go downstairs to buy some braised beef or steamed ribs. Unfortunately, due to her bad luck, there were three occasions when she found herself without a fork, and the number of times she lacked seasoning packets was countless.

During mealtime, everything appears calm and peaceful, but as soon as Ye Fei turns around, the dining table instantly transforms into a battlefield. Jian Gang's younger sister always attempts to launch surprise attacks on the monkey, but whenever she strikes, the monkey is able to perfectly block her moves, even dodging her thunderous blows while he is bent over eating.

Who are you to interfere

Jiang Gang's younger sister could no longer contain her curiosity and approached. The monkey, not wanting to play tricks, also leaned in close to her ear and said: "Sleep with uncle for a while, and uncle will tell you."

So do you believe that I will kill you as well

Ye Fei stared at the pigeon soup in her hands, pouting, filled with unhappiness

Then get lost

Then I would rather die. " Jian Gang's younger sister pouted and said: " I have no interest in men at all, and even if I did, it would definitely not be someone like you, a worthless piece of trash.

Unable to resist the temptation, after sneaking a sip, she immediately denounced the braised pork that she had just praised as a delicacy, reducing it to mere dog feces, while this pot of soup instantly transformed into the supreme delicacy of the human realm

After speaking, she seemed to have thought of something and turned around to point at the monkey: "Either get lost or pay the rent!"

Oh my goodness, you scared me to death

"Do you think you can do it?" The monkey stretched lazily and pulled out a pack of unused new underwear from its pocket: "Your bed is nice, I'm going to take a shower and sleep now. Fortunately, you didn't lose my underwear. If you want to kill me, please go ahead."

The additional 0.5 points given to the monkey was reset to zero in an instant. Jian Gang was too lazy to waste words with him and focused on eating, preferring to ignore the situation.

I can still have a son for you

Ye Fei smiled as she watched the two people bickering. For some reason, after experiencing what happened last night, her mind was blank. However, when the monkey suddenly appeared, she felt an inexplicable sense of security. Although this guy seemed abnormal in every way, she always felt that he was a good person, truly a good person, because even the powerful Jian Gang could not provide her with this sense of stability, especially when he boldly set fire to the police station. The usually honest Ye Fei felt as if a surge of resentment had erupted within her, which was quite comforting. Although this guy seemed abnormal in every way, she always felt that he was a good person, truly a good person, because even the powerful Jian Gang could not provide her with this sense of stability, especially when he boldly set fire to the police station. The usually honest Ye Fei felt as if a surge of resentment had erupted within her, which was quite comforting.

At that moment, Miss Yezi's soft and tender voice came from behind, as she rubbed her sleepy eyes, looking somewhat haggard: "I apologize, I overslept"

However, the meal prepared by the monkey, using the same ingredients from the refrigerator, was undeniably impressive. While it may not be said to achieve a perfect score in terms of color, aroma, taste, and presentation, the aspects of color and aroma were certainly satisfactory. The braised pork truly allowed her to experience the standard of a hotel chef.

Dare to sleep in my bed and see what happens

In my opinion, you are the real scum. Nightly package at 20% off, with free beer

"Dream on!" Jian Gang's younger sister coldly stared at the monkey and said, "Don't get your hopes up!"

"What do I want to do? Does she still have a chance to call you? Are you out of your mind?" The monkey, washing his shorts in the sink, said nonchalantly, "Hurry up and get lost, seeing your head makes me feel pain."

I am your father

Baby, I will go out to take care of some matters tonight. You stay at home obediently. If that bastard tries to do anything to you, just call me.

The monkey let out a disdainful laugh, yet did not utter any words of refusal, which almost implied tacit agreement to Jian Gang's seemingly reasonable request.

You all come and have a meal

Ah... Ye Fei paused, her expression stiff: "It is Huahua..."

While watching television, Jian Gang's younger sister suddenly exclaimed: "However, this time I might get caught. If I get arrested, stay away from me, you hear?"

Finally, after a series of confrontations, Jian Gang's younger sister finally gave up her offensive against the monkey and began to eat her meal in peace. However, she could not suppress her strong curiosity and took the initiative to ask the monkey the reason behind it.

The feeling of sparring with Jian Gang's younger sister is much better than that of sparring with Xiao Hong, because the monkey admits that he really cannot compete with that bizarre artificial intelligence. However, when it comes to Jian Gang's younger sister, a little monster whose mind is filled with muscles, it becomes a crushing verbal assault, which makes the monkey feel ecstatic

I will take care of that guy tonight

You should come back early, as you still need to look for a job tomorrow. We can hardly afford rice anymore. Ye Fei pressed her lips together and said, I also don't know when I will be able to return to work.

"What are you being so pretentious about?" The monkey stepped forward and said, "If I tell you to drink, then drink. With a chest this big, why don't you have any brains? That old pigeon upstairs is of no use at all; I stole this squab from the market."

Ginseng, Angelica, Gastrodia, and squab. The Chinese medicine was stolen from the pharmacy, and the pigeon was raised by the family upstairs. The monkey appeared behind them without a sound: "Cook on high heat for one hour, then on low heat for four hours, adding only a bit of salt, relying entirely on the natural flavors of the ingredients"